"Let me guess: You're single."
"But not desperate. So if you're asking me out, you might as well stop now."
He looked at me and gave me a slow, sexy smile, clearly undeterred. Uh oh, I thought to myself. He was going to be trouble. HER
I was done with love. Always dating the wrong men for the wrong reasons.
I sucked so much that my ten-year-old niece used all her allowance to sign me up to an elite dating service.
I...