Warning if you are offended easily, this is NOT the book for you. I repeat, NOT the book you are looking for. Put the book down, back away slowly, and run like hell.Reading a book about two drunk superheros who have absolutely no super powers can lead to uncontrollable laughter; loud piggish snorting; loss of bladder control; wild rolling of eyes; repeated statements of, "Oh gawd;" and slight head shaking, wondering what the fuck you have gotten yourself...