After five years of unemployment in London, Chris Small decides to move to the Isle of Wight where rents are cheap and the sun shines bright. After three months of being a Netflix recluse he befriends a Brazilian called Carla who works in the local corner shop, and goes for a photo-shoot with former girlfriend Holly Stamps who lives just across the water. Feeling pleased with Holly's photos, Chris slaps his face on all his social media platforms which...