Harmless crush...Right
You'll get over it...Whatever
You haven't met the right girl yet... Bull***t. I knew Carrie was the one, despite my friends' attempts to convince me otherwise. The heated kiss we shared that night before I left for college sealed the deal. There was just one problem. She wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole. "I've known you since you were twelve," was her first excuse.
"Your...