The last thing I expected to get for Christmas was kidnapped...
Ari: I also didn't expect to escape, get amnesia, and wash up on a reclusive millionaire's private beach.
I didn't expect that millionaire to turn out to be insanely-hot, ex-actor Holden Amundsen, who fled Hollywood years ago after a scandal.
And I definitely didn't expect famously straight Holden Amundsen to not be quite so straight after all-at least...