Thaddeus Ignatius Taylor, (who prefers to be called Ted for obvious reasons), began this whole mess with me all placed joke about aliens. Unfortunately, his joke alerted SCOAR (special committee on alien relations), one of many less than friendly government agencies, to his presence. They want to know what he knew about the aliens and as they say in Frisbee North Carolina where Ted comes from, the fertilizer hit the ventilator!
Ted teamed up with...