"The most romantic novel of love, marriage, sodomy, and cigarette burns of all time."--Nick Mamatas, author of THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF EVERYTHING DIG THIS DIRTY SCOOP What Hollywood he-man's got a secret yen for slim young boys and cigarette burns? What hot-to-trot starlet's got a red-hot Commie past? And what Mexican bellboy gets mixed up in their whole swinging triangle while their Tinseltown down-low...