** This is a gag book. The advice, content, and overall purpose of this book is as a joke. **The success of our first volume, "The Subtle Art of Saying No" came as no surprise to either of us. What may look to the untrained eye like an overnight success, followed years of honing our versatile set of managerial and social skills.It is only natural, then, that where a demand exists we create the supply. You, constant reader, wanted more, and we are...