How awful would it be to get abducted by aliens? Absolutely terrible, right? You lose your entire life, your friends, your family, everything. BUT! Imagine this: you get abducted, nearly sold into slavery, and then boom! In comes your hero. A hot, futuristic alien, He-man, Fabio, warrior type. He busts down the door, shoots all the bad guys, scoops you into his arms...and then? Happily ever after, of course. He takes you back to his...