The Dry Creek Middle School drinking fountain has sprung a leak, so principal Walter Russ dashes off a request to Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc. asking ...We need a new drinking fountain. Please send catalog. Florence Waters responds: I'd be delighted. . . But please understand that all of my fountains are custom-made. And so begins the hilarious chronicle, in letters, cards, transcripts, and official town documents, as collected by Mr...