A collection of stories that are aimed at those that can read in a tone of a young kindergarten teacher, but with the dark side and love of gallows humor like a combat veteran.These stories come from my fellow soldiers wanting bedtime stories while deployed to drown out the hum of fluorescent lighting and distant gunfire. In a war-torn country you take the laughs where you can get them, a close friend's battle with Montezuma's revenge, a sewage filled...