Real Men Don't Say Splendid: A Lexicon of Unmanliness

As a single guy I need all the help I can get out there. Thanks to the folks at Real Men Don't Say Splendid, I now have an extra wingman. Not only do I use it to prep for a date, but its small enough to fit in my blazer pocket. "Real Men..." is the perfect date companion. I've spent the last 6 months mastering volume one, but I can't help thinking that there may still be words in my vernacular that are not acceptable. Don't send me out there ill-prepared!! Where's volume two??

Very smart idea!! Great book! Totally on the mark. I get alot of "of course me never say these words." from alot of my guy friends. Great gift.

Very funny book. Michael Gorman really has a unique talent. I am looking forward to his next book.

This book never fails. Every time I show it to a new person, they can't help but laugh out loud. Each word is dead on - no guy should ever say these! And the example sentences crack me up. I can hear them coming out of someone's mouth! The best part is everyone who reads it wants to contribute their own words. It makes for a really fun conversation starter. Definitely keep this one in your living room or give it to the "real man" in your life who may or may not be a culprit of using these words. It's a guaranteed laugh!

Swingers meets Man Laws! The perfect black book to keep us all in line. Every man needs to order a copy. What are you waiting for?