Repo man Nick Reid had a seemingly simple job to do: talk to Percy Dwayne Dubois-- pronounced "Dew-boys," front-loaded and hick specific--about the payments he's behind on for a flat screen TV, or repossess it. But Percy Dwayne wouldn't give in. Nope, instead he saw fit to go all white-trash philosophical and decided that since the world was stacked against him anyway, he might as well fight it. He hit Nick over the head with a fireplace shovel, tied...