The latest Sofie Metropolis mystery . . . Christmas. A kidnapping, Jake Porter and a stray reindeer, oh my - Sofie's mother tells her it is the season for miracles, but Sofie's convinced it's more of a season for whackos and flashing Santas. After nearly losing a battle with the local strange vampire a month ago, she regrets ever having bitched about boring cheating spouse cases and process serving. She's ready for a quiet spell doing nothing...