The last thing I would have expected when Odelia announced she was taking me and Dooley along on her honeymoon, was that I'd need to develop sea paws for the occasion. Yes, the honeymooners had decided to take a Caribbean cruise. Now if there's one thing I dislike even more than being aboard a vessel floating in the middle of a large body of water, it is the presence of thousands of people having a good time and in doing so ignoring to watch their...