Look, I'm not one to make a big fuss about nothing, but this last week has been too eventful to ignore. Not only was I kicked out of my own home, I was also attacked-yes, attacked, I tell you-on no less than two separate occasions. First there was the big vacuum cleaner scare, and then there was what I like to call 'the Roomba incident, ' as it involved one of those terrible robotic vacuums. Of course we fought back, on both occasions, I might...
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