Gagsmith (not really a proper trade, like a blacksmith) Scott Montgomery is back with another little joke book... and this time it's personable Within these pages are five hundred swearword-free one-liners and puns for all ages.
Just invested in a dilapidated cow shed. It's a fixer udder.
Ever see 'Tin-Opener: The Movie'? What a twist (That movie premiered at the Can Film Festival)
Met my sniper mates in the pub. Ended up doing shots.
Instructions for the use of this book: Open page. Read joke. Laugh. Repeat.