I'm no one's knight in shining armor. My weapons of choice are my drumsticks and my di-Yeah, you get what I'm saying. Yet, here I am, riding to the rescue to save Lena Graves from an ugly confrontation with her a-hole ex. It's not like I've given the little secretary, who happens to be the friend of my best friend's girl, much thought. But I'm not going to stand by and let her be disrespected either. And when she thanks me by sinking...