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      Hardcover Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Seven: Please Don't Eat the Children Book
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      ISBN: 0152060472

      ISBN13: 9780152060473

      Please Don't Eat the Children (Secrets of Dripping Fang: Book Seven)

      (Book #7 in the Secrets of Dripping Fang Series)

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      Book Overview

      What can we expect from the next two brilliantly creepy books in the deliciously disturbing Dripping Fang series? Well, it's probably a safe guess that they will be just as bizarre and frightfully fun as the others. And we could possibly surmise that they'll take our two heroes, Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin, back to the clutches of the show-tune-happy Hortense Jolly at the Jolly Days Orphanage, where odd adventures might ensue. Who knows, maybe even The Jackal (of international assassin fame) will make another appearance. Nothing's exactly for certain when it comes to these out-of-the-ordinary tales, but it's definitely a fact that Dan Greenburg gets wackier and more inventive with each new installment.

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      Action & Adventure Boys & Men Children's Children's Books Family Life Fantasy Fantasy & Magic Growing Up & Facts of Life Humor Humor & Entertainment Literature & Fiction Mysteries & Detectives Orphans & Foster Homes Science Fiction & Fantasy Spine-Chilling Horror

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      Rated 5 stars
      Zany Fun

      By Thriftbooks.com User,

      Since the Child Welfare Bureau has this thing about Vampire Dads who can't support their children, Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin are up for adoption again. Orphanage owner Hortense Jolly is willing to let anyone who has the money adopt Wally and Cheyenne even if they are ghouls who want to eat the children. Vampire Dad is frantically trying to find a job and get the money to adopt Wally and Cheyenne, but the family has other...

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      By Thriftbooks.com User,

      This book is about the Shfullmuffin twins and there adventures. When the twins are sent back the Jolly Days Orphanage they might be adopted by some...ghouls? Unless there dad get 1500 dollars from a...troll?!?!(A violent one at that) Join the Shfullmuffin twin in there sixth adventure

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