"Funny, smart, and heartwarming " --Kevin Emerson, Last Day on Mars Ten-year-old Pierre Fran ois--otherwise known as Pierre the Fantastic Flying Fish and Pierre the Genius Brain--is an expert at signing his school papers with original names. He's also good at extolling the greatness of France, using weird words like "extolling," dissecting owl vomit, and avoiding The Stinky Chair in math class. What he's not good at is a...