From the shores of an amusement park in an unnamed East Coast city and Aunt Bertha's yellow kitchen, to the brutal land of a generic South American dictatorship, comes the story that until now dared not be told!Based on actual events such as-There are lots of kids being raised by a loving manic-depressive father.All sorts of people have an Aunt Bertha. I do.There's many examples of fools who have no business doing so setting out on long sea voyages.Pirates...