It seemed like a great idea at the time... Aussie Dave Taylor has followed Nicholas Goring to England, and the lovers have become engaged. But now Dave has to cope with living in a mansion full of family and servants, making wedding plans, getting his head around visa applications, and wondering why on earth he'd ever want to wear a 'mourning suit'. He's not sure if it will prove any easier, but right now Dave would love to just skip ahead to the...