"Are you calling dibs?" "She's a woman, not the last piece of f**king pie. And yes, I'm calling dibs if it keeps your hands off of her." Carter Pierce wants to spend his days tending the family farm he inherited and that's about it. After a tour of duty and a few bullet holes, he's looking forward to some peace and quiet in his hometown. Unfortunately for the sexy, bearded farmer, hippie-dippie...