MELVINGE OF THE MAGAVERSE, BOOK 2 NIGHT OF THE LIVING RAT RAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? Imagine there's this mall, and it's the biggest thing you've ever seen in the whole universe. It's so big it's going to take your whole life just to find a place to park in one of its fifty quajillion parking lots. Now imagine you're the biggest schlub in the universe. Your name is Melvinge. You're on your way to the mall with your faithful dogoid...