Picture your dream wedding. You've got your Vera Wang dress, the church is elegant, the organ music is tasteful. Or maybe you're on some beach in the Caribbean, barefoot, with wildflowers in your hair. Or else you're in a distinguished synagogue, the rich comforts of tradition resounding in the brilliant crunch of glass beneath your feet.Now wake up. None of that has anything to do your wedding. My First Wedding shows you in hilarious detail what...