My alpaca is jerk! But we do love him. Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance. He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it! *Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell...