This book offers what such great poets as Dickinson, Shakespeare, Blake, Frost and Whitman might have written had they been writing about the anxious world of project management. The poems in this book are parodies of great works. Included are Shakespeare's "To Bid or Not to Bid," Frost's "Stopping by the Water Cooler on a Thursday Evening," Coleridge's "The Whine of the Ancient Programmer," and Poe's "The Maven." The meter and rhyme sequence of the...