"We Regret To Announce The Following Passings: " Flying Nun Violates DC Airspace, Shot Down Betty Crocker Dead at 88; Rich But No Longer Moist Little Engine Could; Brakes Could Not Mr. Ripley, talented at social climbing; not so talented at mountain climbing Twinkling Little Star Explodes in Supernova; Scientists No Longer Wonder What It Is Inigo Montoya, 50, unprepared to die Intestinal Blockage Claims Life of Dagwood Bumstead, 51 A Bottle of Red,...