'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams: 'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers: 'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams: 'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers: 'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents: 'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots: 'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.