Miss Obama, repelled by Trump? Meet President Alfonso Bean and his successor, Raymond "Brick" Gantry, former sheriff and lead singer in the Nogales Meadowlarks.President Bean, or "Mr. Coffee," as his republican detractors like to call him, concludes that the War on Terror is functioning as a terrorist recruitment program and ends it. He abolishes the Drug Enforcement Agency and replaces it with a Department of Fun headed by Nickel Bag Johnson. Secretary...