Armageddon was not what anybody imagined. Instead of a world nuked to ashes, something a lot weirder happened... Om-nom-nomageddon. The entire world turned into food. Meatloaf mountains with peaks of white mayonnaise. Deserts of instant coffee granules. Lollipop rainforests. Cola oceans. Even the animals have been transformed; gummi polar bears roaming the ice-cream Arctic, whilst jello elephants and candy cane zebras graze the African veldt. For...