All I want for Christmas is Mr. McLaren under the mistletoe...Of course, that's all any girl in my senior class wants, but the crazy hot, decidedly grinchy Mr. McLaren is not an option. Not only because he's our teacher, but because he's a real jerk.All year I've kept my head down, turned in good work, and tried my best not to attract Mr. McLaren's attention. I'm comfortable admiring him from a safe distance, but I know better...