Hi there...Hmmm, no, that doesn't work. Hey...Not quite. Howdy...Good lord, what am I? A cowboy? 'Sup? Yeesh. Whatever. Let me just get right into it.I'm Waverly. There, that wasn't so hard. I'm not going to blabber on about how strong and fierce I am, or proceed to tell you how broken or damaged I've become. No, I'm just going to tell you that I'm me. Just me. Waverly. I am all of those things, but I'm also so much more.I'm helping a club--a club...