Return with us now to those zany days of yesterday (the 1950s): when phones had dials, computers were moved with forklifts, kids played outdoors, only birds tweeted, and NOBODY had internet service. C.D. Payne's seven deranged tales explore such untimely and important topics as: Motorscooter Lust. Gas wars. Monumental knavery. Over-sexed surveyors. Future Fire Bugs of America. Sweethearts with tricks up their sleeves. Revenge Cleveland-style, and...