Meow Te Ching features more than 200 proverbs on everything from philosophy and mysticism ("Do not blame God for creating dogs, but thank him for not giving them wings") to romance ("No road seems long when a cat goes to meet his lover"). And such seemingly familiar axioms as:o "Give me liberty or give me my next life."o "The early cat catches the early bird."o "You can't have your mouse and eat it too." According to the book's introduction, Meow...