"It's time for your music lesson " UGH Do you remember those typical music lessons, with the eighty-year-old teacher rapping your knuckles while the metronome ticked-ticked-ticked away? Well, FORGET IT Dozens of hilarious family situations in "Memoirs of a Trumpet Teacher" include lessons being taught in a car and a car hood flying up while on the highway. Animals even abound, with dogs 'losing control' on feet, Beagles singing along, and a Chihuahua...