I never expected to be accosted in the one and only place I felt safe. But when the hottest man I've ever seen intervenes, it's all I can do to keep from melting at his feet. At least until he opens his mouth and says things I don't want to hear. My full blown meltdown does nothing to deter him from showing me the error of my ways. Now, not only does my bottom throb, but so does the rest of me, and I find...