Four deaths in as many months isn't anything new for Detective Milo Smalls, but these corpses are different. He barely scratches the surface of the investigation before his boss, Captain Cunt (Captain Maines in the office) orders him to get some psychiatric help. Milo doesn't think his shit is a problem. So he's a little neurotic. He likes order and mistrusts anything that isn't divisible by three. He still solves more cases than anyone in the department...