Thirty and single? Well, getcha ass to the Gathering Wait... what? Lorelei is a hint over thirty-nobody better ask how much of a hint-and isn't sure why the hell she's been magically hauled to the land of werewolves. But she has. Which sucks. At least they stole her while she was at the gun range. Go Pink Pistol of Doom So, they stole her, she stole a cell phone in return, and all is crazy in her new werewolf-laced world. It gets even crazier...