From the New York Times bestselling author of The Orchid Thief comes a smart, hilarious take on what babies contribute-or don't-to the world. ? Ever experienced stroller envy? Ever wished you were applauded just for walking across a room? Ever wanted to loaf about the park on a blanket in the middle of a school day with nothing on your agenda but being relaxed and happy? Then you should be a baby. They've got it made. ? In this charming, droll story,...