Kudzu Don't Cover Everything

Kudzu,a vine first introduced into the United States in 1876 as a foilage,has overrun large portions of the South,taking over forests,roadsides and countless buildings."Kuzdu," says Bo Whaley,"grows faster than a runaway husband can run,covers everything in sight,and can't be controlled.Prolific as it is ,however,it can't cover everything. That's where this book comes in: In 176 pages Whaley covers just about everything with Southern humor,wisdom,thuths,and an endless string of one-liners.Find a good chair in the shade,a cool drink,and get set for some entertaining reading.Personally,I'm not in favor of tape-books;but if any book would be good on tape,this one would be it. Here's just a bit to whet your appetite: The farmer remains the world's most stubborn optimist. Some proposed political appointments: Secretary of Defense--David Koresh Secretary of Transportation--Ted Kennedy Director,CIA--Oliver North Director Secret Service--Don Knotts Director FCC--Howard Stern Surgeon General--Dr.Ruth White House Communications Director--Rush Limbaugh Show me a man with both feet on the ground,and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. Colleges and insane asylums both are mental institutions in a way.But one has to show some improvement to graduate from an asylum. What did the blond name her pet zebra? Spot. What do you call a brunette between two blonds? An interpreter. The nurses always say,"How's our leg today?"or "How's our back today?"But when I touched our thigh,she slapped our face. One of the most difficult things in the world is to know how to do something and to watch without comment,somebody else do it incorrectly. That's it folks;you're on your own to read the rest.