Every bodily ache, blurry menu, and grocery trip is a comedic adventure within a dark reality. While reading this book, you will be able to face your aches and pains without fear of the future. Additionally, you will be able to confront the challenges of aging with a smile on your face and a laugh-out-loud handbook by your side. "This book is not for the young," Rutland warns with a twinkle in his eye. "Do not let them read...