Quentin Tipper enlisted because he didn't want to stay a two-bit hustler like his father. Alvin Phish enlisted to impress his fianc?'s father, the Admiral. Together, two nobodies become members of the Intergalactic Space Force and become . . . still nobodies. But when the ISF is attacked by the mysterious Femen, these two nobodies must answer the call to action. Warning! This book contains raunchy...