Xander If I had to describe Sean Bailey, it would be: a surly, temperamental pain in my ass. Never in that equation would I ever include the word boyfriend--and not just because he's straight. The older brother of my life-long best friend, Sean is a detective for the Chicago PD, and is also known as Detective "Dick" for being...well, a surly, temperamental pain in everyone's ass. He also happens to be the best they have, which is why I find myself...