If I Was in Charge the Rules Would Be Different!

fabulous poems of great importance, such as one about asparagus, and one about getting even with Milton the Bully. "Little Help", is about a belly button's call for help in its first poem it ever WROTE, since it has no vocal chords or THROAT. It HINTs at the accumulated LINT. In "Halloween Logic," a boy and girl decide to swap roles; it will work out DANDY for more CANDY. The author ponders if there is a FishCat, since there is a CatFish; or if clown college has homework, and if the goofs get A's and the wise get F's. Who are the honor students?