I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life

Al Goldstein is a blowhard; a loqautious, compulsive chatterbox who can't get enough vulgarity and lives to scare people by saying something disgusting. He published Screw Magazine for 30 years and had a cheap cable show called "Midnight Blue" where he featured vulgar guests (but not sick ones like Jerry Springer) and complained about everything he could. Goldstein was god-like to his fan base. But now, Goldstein is at the bottom. His magazine is gone, his money is gone, he lives in a subsidized apartment, his once massive body is now deflated (thanks to gastric bypass) and his voice is weak. He's now a frail old man that nobody wants to see or hear. MY SCREWED LIFE is not so much an autobiography but a series of anecdotes about his life (or at least his vulgar musings about his life). But he won't say how he lost all his money. Therefore, I've figured it out; he made a pile of money, but he was also a shopaholic. He was narried five times and wound up paying alimony to those five wives. In the 1990's, his magazine revenue dropped thanks to the internet. He continued over-spending, and probably took out loans against his property. Eventually, he had no money left and his houses were repossessed. Goldstein pissed off a lot of people, but he does keep the memory of old Times Square alive. In some ways he's a relic of what New York used to be.

I have given this book to my 21 year old daughter who is a student at Drew University .Her major is sociality. I belive the book is an important look at a side of our national morals that is hidden from view. But here it is in all of its raw warts . A must read for students of all ages. That is 18 and older of cause. A brovo to a man who is brave enough to talk truth to power.And in the process he lost everything.Thank you al Goldstein.

I been a big fan of scew magazine. I use to subsribe to it as well. Love the way big Al use to put people down. I've been waiting for years for his book, of his life. I have to say Al Goldstein is a very brave, smart, and telented person. Would make a great president. Hopfully more people would buy his book, give him the respect he deserve. Thank you Al for fighting for our freedom.

Among the most outrageous of our contemporary American outlaws, and among the funniest, is Al Goldstein, the co-founder and lightning rod for the infamous, gleefully tasteless semi-underground sex tabloid _Screw_, which he describes as "the most notorious, uproarious, and influential pornographic newspaper in the world". Through his publication (and through his cable television show "Midnight Blue") Goldstein chronicled any sort of sexual story, and maintained a forum for his famous editorials which were the prose equivalent of a raised middle finger to politicians, religious leaders, feminists, and to any lawyer, restaurateur, movie producer, or airline who happened to irritate him. ("Irritate him"? That's not the phrase Goldstein would use.) He became a multimillionaire, and a celebrity, and it was a wild ride through the 34 years of publishing his magazine. He descended, however, back to rags from riches as the lawsuits and divorces took their toll. He has now written (with Josh Alan Friedman) the autobiography _I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life_ (Thunder's Mouth Press), a foul-mouthed, absurd, ribald, and thoroughly entertaining account of an influential life that may truly be called unique. Goldstein had trouble with girls when he was growing up: "My façade of amorality and detached sex has always been a cover for being afraid of being hurt. So what else is new. _Screw_ was such an antiromantic publication as compensation for that." He became a photojournalist like his father, and was working on a free press paper in New York when he met the straitlaced Catholic who would co-found _Screw_. The first issue came out in 1968, and by the time of Goldstein's first arrest, it was outselling _Time_ and _Playboy_ on Manhattan newsstands. He enjoyed the thrill of being arrested and disturbing the status quo of the state. "Acceptance of _Screw_ would be the kiss of death." He had a good time, and there are plenty of funny stories here. When the Polish Pope visited New York, _Screw_ reported that he was making a tour of public bathrooms. The Polish pressmen who printed the magazine walked out, but "I'm prepared for printer walkouts at all times, and the plant brings in an alternate crew of Puerto Ricans. Or Italians or Slavs or whichever ethnic group is not too offended to handle that week's subject matter." Goldstein's fall was precipitous, landing him in homeless shelters and at the prison at Riker's Island, which sounds straight out of the third world. "I've burned bridges. I have regrets," he says, and chief among these is losing contact with his son, who having been put through Harvard Law School with the aid of the pornographer's millions, has nothing now to do with his father. Goldstein mentions, with little trace of bitterness, one celebrity or pal after another that severed all connection with him once the money was gone. He also mentions with gratitude the friends who gave him money, or the restaurateurs who gave him fre

SCREW magazine publisher Al Goldstein is a figure at once hilarious and horrific, hellbound and heroic. Co-author Josh Alan Friedman, whose 1984 masterpiece TALES OF TIMES SQUARE qualifies him as the ideal candidate to have collobarated on this project, organizes Goldstein's rants, ramblings and frequently uproarious one-liners into a brilliantly realized assault of comedy and tragedy on a larger-than-human scale (and I mean that in EVERY sense). I, GOLDSTEIN is a must-own item that you will read and re-read for decades to come.