One day there was a little moose, and do you know what his name was? His name was Chotchie, and do you know what he was doing? He was trying to call his best friend, but he couldn't remember the number. "I think there's a seven," said Chotchie. "Maybe two. I'll press seven and seven." Chotchie listened. The phone crackled. "I'll push more sevens," he said. A voice came on the line. "If you'd like to make a call..." "I'm trying to call Goulasche,"...