Hunting Hitler: New Scientific Evidence That Hitler Escaped Nazi Germany

There's no way that a man with millions of stolen dollars and assets would kill, torch, poison his bad self. Same with Hussain, allegedly hiding in a cramped dinky hole-with all the wealth he amassed, not to have vamoosed? It was alleged that Hitler killed his very skilled and loyal German Shepherds. No way! There's no way he or anyone would destroy such beloved protectors for absolutely no irrefutable reasons, no way. Wherever those German Shepherds were transported, that's where Hitler fled to hide. He probably sedated the dogs for the journey to his new, safe from capture, place of residence. Of all the stories about his escape and estimated location sites, were there any reports or sightings of the breed he had allegedly put down?