Take one clueless, spoiled guy with notoriously bad luck... When Derek Leigh is diagnosed with breast cancer at twenty-four, it's the final straw in a lifetime of bad luck. If he's going to die, it'll be on his terms... with one helluva party that packs a lifetime's worth of fun into whatever time he has left. To make this happen, Derek blows up his life: dumps the long-term boyfriend in the worst way possible, borrows money he can't...