How to Give the Perfect Foot Massage

I've taken a few minutes away from writing my requiem to express my sincerest endorsement of this wonderful book. As a so called "homme des femmes" I had found my patented 'long stare'(tm) technique was beginning to lose is allure to the fairer sex; however when this book arrived in the mail I knew I would not be sleeping alone again for a long time (at least a week). "HTGTPFM' (as it is known amongst the 'players' circles) has blessed me with the skills to pick up virtually any woman (although I find that those who are lucky enough to have their own cars/homes tend to be more resistive). In fact I often whip out my magic hands in many social situations (with great* results); parties, weddings, Christmases, etc. An enthralling read all round for the aspiring misogynist. As the great writer Orson Welles once said "give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle" Yours forever, The Italian Stallion *only worked once